A little humor, a touch of sarcasm and a lot of love; these are snippets of life with 3 kids under 2 years old.
December 17, 2018: My boys finally played quietly for 15 minutes…unfortunately it was with a beer advent calendar.
December 4, 2018: My Mom calls, she asks my toddler what she ate for lunch, “pizza yum pasta yum” Haley replies. My mom asks why she had both pizza and pasta. My response, “She didn’t, she had a chicken sandwich.” #WTH
November 27, 2018: Today is the twin’s 1st Birthday! It’s also the day I realized I never got their birth certificates processed. #whyisthissohard
November 19, 2018: My toddler and one of the twins took a bath together last night, it warmed my heart to see them playing in the water, but right as she spoons bath water into his mouth I noticed…she’s pooped in the tub. #whyisthissohard
November 14, 2018: Today my daughter said, “Watch Mommy!” for the first time, and with that I watched the last drop of baby evaporate from her face. I try to envision how many times she’ll say those two words in the future and hope I feel as enthralled as I do at this moment. #happy
November 13, 2018: Baby has taken to screaming all day,
November 12, 2018: Upon return from a one-week business trip I realize my 22-month old learned two new words – “remote” and “jelly”. #daddyparenting